Portland, OR. 20. Male
Life is real sweet right now.

Anonymous: "One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ when did stripping become a legitimate career?"

thelingerieaddict:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I canโ€™t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

LOL

reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.
pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male